SING A SONG OF PARLIAMENT,
POCKETS FULL OF CASH.
FRAUDULENTLY CLAIMING,
AND ADDING TO THEIR STASH.
WITH THEIR PLOY DISCOVERED,
THEY SAID THEY’LL GIVE IT BACK.
IF YOU OR I HAD DONE THE SAME,
WE’D PROMPTLY GET THE SACK.

SING A SONG OF FREEBIES,
SNOUTS ALL IN THE TROUGH.
GIVING BACK THEIR ILL-GOT GAINS,
IS JUST NOT GOOD ENOUGH.
SPONGING OFF OUR EARNINGS,
WITH A LIKELY TALE.
IF WORKING FOLK HAD DONE THE SAME,
THEY’D SOON END UP IN JAIL.

SING A SONG OF FRAUDSTERS,
COUNTING OUT THEIR MONEY.
THEY SMILE AND LOOK QUITE UNASHAMED,
AS THOUGH THEY THINK IT’S FUNNY.
SITTNG IN A SECRET PLACE ,
COUNTING OUT THEIR DOSH.
ON PLUGS FOR BATHS AND CLEANING MOATS,
FOR CRISPS AND ORANGE SQUASH.

SING A SONG OF MP’s,
WHO TOOK US FOR A RIDE.
IT’S UP TO US AT ELECTION TIME,
THEIR FUTURE TO DECIDE.
IT’S GONE TOO FAR TO BRING BACK TRUST,
OF ANYONE IN POWER.
TO MOST OF US THEY’LL ALWAYS BE
A REALLY GREAT BIG SHOWER.

(AND A BUNCH OF CROOKS).